The New Serenity Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the arse that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work…
12% on Monday.
23% on Tuesday.
40% on Wednesday.
20% on Thursday.
5% on Friday.

And help me to remember…
When I’m having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4…
to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen.
Donna from the Boxx posted this to me on the forums and I liked this one better

As for Dwayne well he is back at school, the principal was supposed to ring me today and I have heard nothing! Just goes to prove that the total lack of communication certainly isn’t on my behalf. I’ve had a guts full. Darn I wish my magic wand worked Well enough of that.

I thought I’d share a LO I did a long time ago. I did a sketch challenge by Ali Stafford…although it was ages ago so I could be wrong. Anyway here it is…Pinkiesplodges. Journaling: I recently bought a pattern to make these gorgeous giraffe. It is called Mrs Perkins but Talissa named hers Pinkiesplodges. October 2007.

I have scrapped other stuff but can’t share just yet.

Also as for my big secret – I’m looking at around the 15th for the big reveal! So stay tuned

xxTam